In this episode, I am supposed to cross out what does not apply for my month. Buuuut, being the rebel that I am, I will just comment on each one, like the Lemming did when she tagged me. Because we all know that astro-signs are real, and determine our lifestles and personal traits beyond any other criteria. Again, people in my blogroll should take it upon themselves to do this and link themselves from here via a comment, and people not in by blogroll should get a blog, as i hear it’s going out of style, so they’ll be retro if they do. Also, prepare to scroll as November is towards the bottom.

Later edit: please forgive any self-rightousness, I have a lot of qualities, but it is my modesty I am most proud of.

JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious (not all that much?).

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. and humble. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive (not much, unless they’re other peoples secrets). Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners (I just disproved this one). Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

June:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people’s mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER:

Has a lot of ideas.
Yeah, but they just go to waste, mostly.

Difficult to fathom.
What’s a fathom? Well, it’s said that us scorpios are a difficult people. If only people would fathom us more…

Thinks forward.
Yeah. Actually, too much so. Sort of always preparing for the future, some time in the near future when I will actually do something about something.

Unique and brilliant.
Who am I to say? Yeah, sure, I guess. The Internet did say I have an IQ of 140. Unique is overrated, kind of like Apple computers.

Extraordinary ideas.
Yeah, but they just go to waste, mostly. Department of Redundancy Department.

Sharp thinking.
Well, i recently cut my hair, so maybe that reffers to the new hairstyle. Beyond that, I doubt one can really evaluate.

Fine and strong clairvoyance.
That Clarvoyance is so fine! Well, anyway, it’s useless, because nobody ever believes me.

Can become good doctors.
And I’m supposed to know this how? I’m an engineer, for crying out loud! I work in an Internet factory.

Dynamic in personality.
It’s good that my personality is dynamic, because i’m too lazy to be dynamic myself.

Secretive.
I can keep secrets. I do if i have to. I’d rather not. So I vote NO!

Inquisitive.
Oh, yes. That is so me… It’s like they know me. How do they? What do they think of my blog? How did they find out about it?

Knows how to dig secrets.
I have found that the phrase “well, you don’t have to tell me, but if you want to talk about it…” yelds a lot of confessions. Beyond that, one needs nipple clamps.

Always thinking.
Rarely doing

Less talkative but amiable.
Not lately. But people do like me for some reason. Maybe it’s my dynamic personality.

Brave and generous.
I once defied the English to save England from the English. I’d be a lot braver, were I not so afraid of pain.

Patient.
This one is tough. I am patient with people, and i will wait for weeks and months for stuff. But I can’t wait or five-minute intervals, surprisingly enough.

Stubborn and hard-hearted.
I guess I’m stubborn, but that has more to do with upholding principles. My heart is a rock.

Determined.
Sometimes.

Never give up.
Seldomly give[s] up, does so reluctantly.

Hardly becomes angry unless provoked.
Kind of, yes. But you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

Loves to be alone.
No, not really. Well, sometimes I need to be alone, but i doubt that counts. A loner I am not.

Thinks differently from others.
In a way. I mean, I use associations, abstract thought and intuition as much as the next person. Maybe I’m doing it wrong.

Sharp-minded.
Funny. Again, because of the hair, maybe.

Motivates oneself.
I don’t like to talk about it… Oh, “Motivates”! I thought you said something else. On second thought, it’s the same thing, kind of.

Does not appreciate praises.
Well, if they’re delivered properly. Just like criticism except, you know, with more joy.

High-spirited.
Not in the morning, I’m not.

Well-built and tough.
I’m a lean, mean, coding machine.

Deep love and emotions.
Deep love, sometimes. Deep emoticons every time.

Romantic.
Did I mention emoticons? But sometimes, yes. More than I like to admit.

Uncertain in relationships.
Maybe… I’m not sure.

Homely.
Depending on the meaning, no. Just plain homely no.

Hardworking.
On side quests.

High abilities.
No abilities whatsoever when high. I can do pretty authentic accents, maybe, but that’s about it.

Trustworthy.
Surprisingly enough, yes. Or so I’ve come to deduce.

Honest and keeps secrets.
Aside from this description colliding with itself? Sure, why not?

Not able to control emotions.
Usually, I control them just fine. Other times I decide it’s not really worth it. But after that, it feels just plain wrong

Unpredictable.
I like to be.

DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

So, from the “Let us get better aquainted to the evil blogger” series, the “Seven things that scare me” meme. (meme esti tu, bai Lemming! etc. )

• Dismemberment (of self)
• Pysical pain (for self or others)
• The ‘hood badasses
• Dogs (due to childhood trauma)
• The possibility of breaking stuff
• Debt
• People (sometimes, when they sneak up on me and go “boo!” like this one time in band camp)

Kind of scraping the barrel there, not a lot of fears. Wich is either good, or means I’m repressing my true fears.

Seven things I like the most

• Laughing
• Calling bluffs (and thwarting evil plans)
• Cartoons
• Losing myself in the experience (e.g when listening to music, watching a cartoon, others)
• Going back to sleep if it’s Saturday or even too early to go to work
• Technology towards comfort (wireless stuff for example; or Gmail)
• Symbols (logos, fonts, icons, avatars, etc)

Seven important things in my room

• My camera
• My computer and the Internet (soooo geeky)
• My trusty backpack (well, not one in particular, just the current trusty backpack)
• Whatever T-shirt is my favourite T-shirt at the time
• The british flag on my ceiling (it hides the ghastly hole in my ceiling)
• My lava-lamp
• Did I mention my computer? Well, I have two.

In my defence, I don’t have a lot of stuff in my room; also, I don’t spend a lot of time at home

Seven random facts about me

• I watch movies several times. I watch scenes several times. I listen to songs several times. You get the picture.
• I fidget; also, I chew stuff
• I’m a slow eater
• I think I have a mild form of either ADD or OCD, but I probably have none, so that means I have a mild form of ipochondry. I forget which one, because I only remember useless stuff.
• My handwriting is… well, I’d rather type, and trust me, you as well would rather I type
• I should wear my glasses, but I do without
• I like to play with fire (literally)

Seven things I plan to do before I die

• live
• learn
• understand
• write something relevant
• change the world through my business
• shave my head
• play guitar

… not in that particular order

Seven things I can do

• write (there’s a difference between “I don’t” and “I can’t”)
• code (there’s a difference between “I do” and “I like to” )
• design (sadly, there’s also a difference between “I can” and “I can do it well”)
• teach
• hold a grudge
• forgive
• issue realistic non-apology apologies

Seven things I can’t do

• lie convincingly
• just let it go and stop bringing it up
• wait
• take criticism if not delivered with diplomacy
• draw
• sleep
• fake concern; not a lot of genuine concern, for that matter

Seven things on someone that catch my attention (besides cleavage)

• voice
• a certain spark in someone’s eye, hard to describe, but sometimes there’s a moment, and we both know it
• vocabulary
• style
• kindness
• sence of humour
• knowledge

Seven things I say the most; wel, that varies, because I borrow a lot of catchphrases; I’ll just go with things I say often:

• “like I said before…”
• “hence…” (sometimes actually in English)
• “[somethong], bro!”
• “I see how one may come to think that, but…”
• “not really, no” (actually in English)
• “What the hell?” (and others of the sort)
• “… maybe it’s just me, but…”

Seven Celebrity crushes

Sadly, I shall have to pass on this one, as there were none. Maybe if I met someone in real life… Or got a TV…

Seven people i want to take the test

Well, I’not going to call names, but people in my blogroll can do this and post a comment. So there! That’s more than seven. Happy now, Internet?

Also, there are two parts to this, so get ready for part two somewhere between tomorrow and next month.